Accidental Church Communicator

Definition:

Someone who slowly but steadily assimilated new tasks that pertain to church communication without having the previous experience or know-how, leading a team of one, with too much to do and too little time to do it, throwing spaghetti at the wall hoping something will stick, while in a constant plate spinning game inside of a hamster wheel. 

Also known as a "I started as a [pick one] designer/worship leader/women's ministry leader/admin/youth leader and was given new tasks so now I'm responsible for communications too".

In essence, a task juggler with no previous juggling experience.